Ur Pap a Trap

The forbidden insult. Only to be used in dire situations.

John: "Ur Mom Gay"
Jerry: "Ur sister a mister"
John : "Ur pap a trap"

Jerry: *Dies instantly, along with God, Zeus, Odin, and all other God's of the Aztecs, Nordics, Mayans, Egyptians, and the Incas, bringing all people of Earth to their knees as they await the punishment from Satan for using the forbidden insult.*

ur species homo

The chemical warfare equivalent of an insult. Very effective but kills both sides.

Billy: ur mom gay
Joel: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur species homo
Joel: *suffocates*
Billy: *heart failure*

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases

Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”

Ur niece obese

The worst insult in human history and beyond. It makes; ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and even ur grandpap a trap look like churches.

1: Ur mum gay
2; Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur niece obese
*Explosions* The earth is destroyed and poor number 2 is suffering beyond comprehension

suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.

Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?

Ur momma gay

When your mother like people of the same gender

Oi bryson ur momma gay

Ur Bro Bi

An insult that dismantles lives.

John: You look like a fooglie from spy kids
Eric: Ur bro bi

John: *ends himself*