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When you don't have time to take a proper shower, so you just wash your buttcrack, crotch, underarms and (if you're female) under your boobs. Comes from military basic training when an entire unit has 10-15 minutes in a communal shower.
My roommate took forever in the bathroom this morning, so I had to boot camp wash in order to make it to work on time.
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making a person feel like their drowning
wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth
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1. a karate move
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position
(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)
1. My neighbor attacked me so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
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After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
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It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.
toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.
bobby: shirley's twat stinks
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When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth
I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.
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The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1
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