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Someone who is useless due to the habitual consumption of drugs and/or alcohol.
Bob is such a waste product, he can’t hold down a job because he’s always wasted.
look at that absolute waste of genetic material talking to his cousin on discord
The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.
yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight
When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.
"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"
Coagulated pussy juice after a dry fucking
Bro Jessica was so dry when I fucked her I got pussy waste on my shlong!!