Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female

‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’

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Caleb Weed

A horrible tasting type of weed that taste like Asian shit. It will usually be dealed by an Asian name Caleb, Kevin, or Calvin,

"Hey you want so Caleb Weed?"
" Ew no that tastes like shit"

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enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

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snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

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dump weed

In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.

dump weed

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Weed Album

The CD case of the worst album by one's favorite band, which they use to grind up weed on.

May also be a least favorite movie, book, or video game in a series.

Bert grinds his weed exclusively on Lupe Fiasco's LASERS, which is his weed album.

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Terry Weed

Central Alabama marijuana so strong, one toke can take down an entire boat crew. Characterized by foul odor, foul taste, hydroponically grown with magic frog urine and laced with cat tranquilizers. Typically found in the "Skeeter Leg".

When everyone came up missing, I went to the back of the boat and found them all passed out from smoking Terry Weed.

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