Worm Bacon

Dried up worms on the sidewalk.

"Why do worms crawl out the dirt ehen they know they're just gonna dry up and turn into worm bacon? "

The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.

Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.

Wiggle the worm

A technique for fingering a woman to orgasm

I initiated foreplay with wiggle the worm, she loved it

Internet Worm

Addicted to internet gaming

Pokemon go has created several internet worms

Star Worm Equestrian Mod

A very cool Minecraft Mod adding knees to horses.

- I’m tired of minecraft horses having no knees!
- get Star Worm Equestrian Mod! it adds knees!

- OMG! HAND THE MOD OVER!

worm handle

A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member

B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate

A) tod has a huge worm handle

B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing