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A phrase used to diminish the significance of what was just said; used as a synonym for "i don't really care what you just said".
John: I had a horrible day yesterday, I lost my wallet and my girlfriend dumped me.
Joey: Yeah me too but listen.
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A moment wile playing a video game that you just can't explain the sheer awesomeness of.
(People who play League of Legends seem to have the most of these)
Justin: Hey Zac! I had an aww yeah gaming moment yesterday!
Zac: Cool what happened?
Justin: I was playing LoL and single-handedly won the game for my team!
Zac: That's pretty sweet man!
Justin: I know right!
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The ultimate way to break up with your partner. When having sex with your partner, tell her that you are going to cum on your partners face. Then stand up and have your partner go on their knees and right before you ejaculate on their face you tell them to close their eyes and then you shit on their face and in their mouth. After this process is done ejaculate on the their floor and walk out and say the relationship is over by saying "Yeah...were done..."
NOTE: Make sure this is done at your partners house...you don't want to clean up jizz off the floor.
Friend- Jill! You smell like shit!
Jill- yeah me and my boyfriend had a rough night
Friend- What happened?
Jill- Lets just say i had to clean the floors.
Friend- Oh...let me guess he...
Jill- Yeah...were done...
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A phrase you say when:
1) People suggest for you to do something completely retarded.
2) You don't really believe what someone has said.
3) Someone says something stupid that makes no sense.
4) Someone is making fun of you.
Also can be used frequently with cool thing. The phrase becomes really effective if you use hand motions to interpret it. The most common one is moving your hand in a roller coaster fashion: Move it slowly up like you are climbing the first hill on a coaster for the first two words, and draw them out saying them in a high pitched voice....Yeah Maaaaaaaaaaannnn....Then for the next word, still in a high pitched voice, act like you are at the top of the hill and stop for a second....Yooouuuu(Pause) ....Then plummet down the hill with the last word saying it real fast and in a deep voice....Right....And thus you have the hand motions.
Friend: "Why don't you go play in the street?"
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
Friend: "My uncle is the King of an African country, and he has twenty pet lions."
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
Friend: "Your face is so ugly, it looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
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A totally rad blog on tumblr that promotes the smoking of marijuana for medical and recreational use. The owner has made it her goal to help break the stereotypes set by older generations about weed, and those who smoke. It often posts interesting and unique photos that everyone submits.
How do we clean this pipe?" "I don't know. Just go ask the girl from Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids.
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Is the sound of a man penistating a woman.
In other words a moan.
Or a kid that doesn't understand a question till after saying a series of "oh"s.
Boy: Yeah,, im going so deep..
Girl: oh oh oh yeah ....yeah baby.. deeper...
The most embarassing insult you could ever give to a car enthusiast. Usually said back to the person to embarass them.
TW - uh yeah, V8 engine
Luke - 'uh, yeah V8 engine' to you too
*TW walks away embarassed*
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