get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

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You can't fly jets if you're colourblind

Originated from the movie "Little miss sunshine".

When you dreamed of something for a long time that you wanna accomplish (eg: dream job, or other goals) but later on you realise you can't achieve it because of a disability you have and/or other things stopping or preventing you from doing that spesific thing.

Person 1: I wanna become a pilot!

Person 2: But aren't you colourblind?
Person 1: Yes, why?
Person 2: You know you can't fly jets if you're colourblind.

what she really means by "you're welcome"

Slide in my DMs

"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"

What she really means by "you're welcome"

"Slide in my DMs"

i know where you're coming from

"You're a stupid piece of shit and I can relate to how upset you are, because you're pissing me off right now..."

"Our website clearly stated that the item wouldn't ship until Monday, but I know where you're coming from..."

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You're dead where you stand!

This where being in deep trouble is unheard of, and goes beyond in deep shit. You might as well face it... doomed is putting it mildly. You are in SO deep in woe, you can only pray for death.

And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.

A scene from the Sandlot after Scotty Smalls explains about why he borrowed his

stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----

Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!

Can you say Oh shit?

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You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

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You're mad Im back big mac

This word was used by 6ix9ine in his gooba song
"You're mad im back big mac" which means you're mad and im back so ima buy you a big mac"

Person 1:Bruh you're mad because im back I'll buy you a big mac

Person 2: ok

You're mad im back big mac

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