to be high as a kite
Sally was smacked face after taking acid
The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person
Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.
Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.
Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.
Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”
Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face
How was the safety face last night?
Have you had to safety face lately?
That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called
Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid
In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".
"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".