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smacked face

to be high as a kite

Sally was smacked face after taking acid

by djvsnusv December 5, 2011


smiling bitch face

The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person

Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.

by Zonchar February 23, 2021


Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 7, 2019


Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass

by Studentwatchesporn December 11, 2021


safety face

Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face

How was the safety face last night?

Have you had to safety face lately?

That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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by X!DDDD July 1, 2008


Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

by Weeb.exe1 March 17, 2022


squishy dimple face

In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".

"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".

by hullabalou247 October 20, 2018