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rock out with yo cock out is a fucking legend
A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.
That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.
When they shoot a nugget sized load into your open mouth and then you chase it with some sweet and sour sauce from mickey dees
"Kev took me to mcdonalds, snuck me into the bathroom, and gave me a cock nugget"
"Gurllll hes a keeper"
wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
You see when a man and woman have a very sensational time they'll spawn either a F or a M and the M is what is carrying the cock and the balls: the spawn point of all
Did you see the overly sized cock and the balls, yea they're mine
A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker