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Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.
We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.
A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.
Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan
That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
A phrase used to describe somebody to good looking to be pure, a virgin, or a good girl/guy in any way. Demons are known to be seductive in a beautiful and decisive way. Angels, on the other hand, are pure, elegant, virtuous, and beautiful in a simplistic way.
so basically when saying "Damn he is just to hot to be an Angel," you are saying he is to hot to be good.
"You are simply to hot to be an Angel, babe."
"Sherlock Holmes may be on the side of Angels, but don't think for a second that he is one of them. I mean- he's just to hot to be an Angel!"
A fart that starts off as a hot whisper but then ends with an abrupt and solid thunder.
Tiffany: Gross, I heard you fart!
Bill: You only heard the last of it, that was a hot partial.
When a person is attractive while doing a comedic gesture
He’s Funny Hot
A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"
"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"