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February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).
"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"
March 1st is national corn chowder day! All hail the chowder.
"Today is MArch 2st"
"OMG National corn chowder day!"
To celebrate the birth of the greatest plant. 6 June.
What a beautiful day to celebrate national fern day!
The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss
come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!
On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"
Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day
We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.
Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!