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chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011


The Face-off

A drinking game for lax bros. First both participants put a full beer in the pocket of a lacrosse stick. While holding both shafts in both hands, twist your shafts towards yourself while chugging a natty light (cheep beer) at the same time. First one to finish is the winner.

The Face-off is when you walk up to a lax bro who is holding his wand and a brew, challenge them to "The face off". First one to finish is way more bro.

by CONNORPREY May 3, 2015


Face face

The area around your face

Sorry my hand was in your face face.

by Pimplimpnoodle March 27, 2023


moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 April 4, 2014


eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018


Big face

Just like a hog a big face is also a meaning for a tall skinny man

Wow that man… He is such a big face

by User T70 July 7, 2024


scabby face

Usually a hard druggy. Scabby face refers to a tweaked who scratches their skin, particularly their face, which leaves scabs; hence the name scabby face. Typically done when they’re high or withdrawing. You can often find them in trap houses.

Man 1: That trap house I went to the other day had a ton of scabby faces.
Man 2: what’s a scabby face?
Man 1: a tweaker that scratches themselves when they’re high or withdrawing.

Ex 2:

Man 1: Bro you see that scabby face trippin balls across the street over there?
Man 2: yeah bro let’s get away from that.

by Streetwordbank October 21, 2023