i want to have sex with jada while eating tacos
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Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)
"Oh its have anal sex with aux day, What a sexy sexy man he is"
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A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.
"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.
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Usually paired with a picture of a broken monitor, laptop, phone, etc to ironically to make fun of people who do ERP (erotic roleplay) on discord.
Person 1: ahhh that was so fun
person 2: ''Damn shawty that e sex was crazy though'' (insert picture of broken monitor)
caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore is an action performed alongside caleb jacoby that is sexual in nature. It involves the steamy sexual intercourse between a partner and and unwilling caleb jacoby, where caleb jacoby is vored, specifically anally vored.
"Hey Jay, how was the caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore last night?"
"Oh it was hot. Hes so warm inside me right now. Think I'll anal birth him later UwU".
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my girl just asked me for me to let her do a double reverse cowboy sex rodeo
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To have so much swag that you are Real Dealin Gang Bangin Sex Appealin'
Real Deal: Real Deal, Sex appeal, fresher than the color teal.
Youtube viewer: Oh shit hes Real Dealin Gang Bangin Sex Appealin'
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