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the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone
"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."
This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?
little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*
When a girl shits on your dick.
"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."
It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.
Oh shit we better run it's the Nigerian Dog
When you have intentions or driving somewhere, get high on your way and are to paranoid to even stop at the location so you keep driving.
I was hot boxing and decided to go to the mall, drove all the way there and draft dogged when I suspected people might smell what I had been doing so drove around town instead listening to styx.
When your fucking a chick in the ass then you pull out and put it in another girls mouth
George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.
THE BEST DOGGIE (GOLDEN DOODLE BREED) ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE
Charlee dog is a very good boy