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A word explaining the sentence of someone who cant have sex with people their age so they have sex with infants
Jack: "Since I can't have sex, im going to commit bing bang boo boo baby
A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.
*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.
Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.
Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)
A Hope Baby is a term for a child born to a family after experiencing infertility without loss (miscarriage, etc.)
After years of infertility, I’m finally pregnant with my hope baby!
What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.
Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."
a kid who's only famous bc of their parents or smth
Boyfriend: Hey babe, you hear the new Fox SZN song?
Girlfriend: Haha, Fox SZN? Isn't that guy some kind of.. Nepo baby?
Fox SZN: they hate me cause my daddy is rich and im like.. god damn, leave me alone! they want me six feet deep in a ditch.. don't hate me cause my daddy's rich.
She’s not even trying to eat it most of the time. She just shoves her face in the baby’s breath; the little white things.
What you get when you swallow the semen from a blow job.
She wanted to kiss me after blowing me, but she had baby’s breath so I avoided that like the plague.