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National littlest pet shop day is a day where your parents HAVE to buy you LPS and throw a LPS themed party
“Mom it’s national littlest pet shop day”
“It’s already on my calendar, here’s your party and LPS!”
Slap people younger and shorter than you
Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March
Slap people younger and shorter than you
1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
It’s national smoke dead oppz day
National dead oppz day is the best holiday
The jib community as a whole. Your home town when it's taken over by tweakers and you are supreme plugging and royalty to the jib heads. Jib Nation is your Kingdom.
Welcome to Jib Nation forget relaxation,
Give me your taxation or here's your citation.
Wrist rolls till the bell toles
Over worked elbows smokers carpoltunnel
On October 14, you can go to someone and grab, touch, and poke their tits. Make sure to grab both for a double surprise
“WTF ARE YOU DOING?!”
“What it’s National Grab Tittys day”
“Oh, then go right ahead then”
On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.
Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day