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It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
To become so excited over a situation, object or person that you cum in your pants
I almost pulled a will over that chick.
He hella pulled a will over that
Bringing up random white men into a conversation that did not need them
Person 1: “OMG did you hear Sammy yesterday barging in talking about Henry Cavill AGAIN?”
Person 2: “Oh I KNOW! she just could’nt stop pulling an aaryn.”
To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'
"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"
Appearing to attempt to jump over a small creek or stream, but failing miserably, resulting in very wet, muddy shoes. Can also be used to indicate everyday failure. Also commonly used in sports that involve throwing an object such as a ball or disc.
We all crossed the creek just fine, but Paul totally pulled a Jimmy.
Jeff pulled a Jimmy while playing Frisbee and busted a car window.
When you are singing, humming, mouthing, or whistling a notoriously famous song, and some guy, be it a friend or someone you don't know at all, starts singing the words to the famous song with you timidly and awkwardly, making you stop singing immediately. Typically the theory of "pulling a Jimmy" can be tested by walking towards the person in question, and singing "we are the champions." If the person joins you a couple words in, he is deemed to be pulling a Jimmy. **Warning** avoid singing around these people once you have caught on to them! Or better yet.... try and see how many times in a row you can get the fool to join you in singing gayly and then tell all of your friends!
Dude, I went downstairs and started singing "Doe, a deer, a female deer," and this guy named Jimmy started singing with me and I stopped immediately because it was extremely gay. He seriously pulled a Jimmy there.
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That kid who's addicted to Rule 34. (if you don't know what Rule 34 means don't search it)
Sebastian: Bro I know you were Pulling a Daniel.
Aarav: Dang...