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June 21 national hardcore sex day definition Where you fuck so hardcore and make her squirt everywhere 😝💦👅 only on June 21 you can fuck the shit out of your girlfriends
June 21 national hardcore sex day definition I fucked her so hard she couldn’t even walk straight?!?! 👅💦 Girls be prepared!!! that features detailed depictions of sexual organs or
sexual acts such as vaginal, anal or oral intercourse, fingering, anilingus, ejaculation,
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TTHS Syndrome is commonly diagnosed after being addicted to the magnificent song of Two Trucks - Lemon Demon. The TTHS is usually charged with lots of secondary effects, for example, becoming an XSTP type of the MBTI typing system, being aroused by cars or mechanical transport media, being known as a '' carfucker '', not giving a shit about listening to different versions of the song, knowing the lyrics, expressing freely the love for the song, etc.
This Syndrome was registered in MBTI OVERLOAD server, our first case was our dear friend, Mr Carsex. He brought the syndrome to us, so yeah, it's highly conatgious, not deadly tho.
example I:
a. Oh, Mr Carsex? why's that your name?
b. I have TTHS syndrome, wanna have it?
a. Sure!
example II:
a. Do you wanna know what TTHS Syndrome (Two Trucks Havin' Sex Syndrome) is?
where i come from... green=green, black=black, pink=pink, etc. with the exceptions of the bracelets that so obviously say in bold lettering: "If you break me you must sex the previous owner" those are the doozies.
omg i accidentally broke my black bracelet this morning guess what i did with myself (bought some more?)
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The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
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this word is used by a gay computer, sometimes a boy will say this on skype when he is trying to prove he is gay and he is horny
person 1-hello barry how are you today
person 2 - yeah im good thanks
person 1- what were you talking about on minecraft
person 2- wilfred get in the car the sex sounds worthwhile
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A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?
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Implying that you have kissed, hugged, and normal couple stuff. But still no sex.
It really sucks, but you live with it in order to maintain a 'good relationshop.'
Random friend: Hey, how's that chick you were dating?
You: Good, we've done stuff but haven't had sex yet.
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