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when you are so surprised your mouth hangs open like you've been sucking cock
A)kari's dating bob again
B) omg im totally cock jawed
when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.
Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?
Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
When a girl is giving head and won't shut the fuck up - thus making her talking with her mouth full of dick
I didn't know Jordan was a cock rambler until she started telling me her life story with my dick in her mouth.
It is april 12. Show me your cock day
12 of april is show me your cock day
A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock
Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.
A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.
when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.
guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!