The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person
Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.
Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.
Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.
Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”
Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face
How was the safety face last night?
Have you had to safety face lately?
That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called
Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid
while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.
I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.
FUN WITH GUS.
FOR some reasons FACEB00K is 0FF where ALPHABET G00GLE WINS.
JAC = JARED ANDREW COHEN ...AIW"A" = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WATS0N A LIEN = AAR0N PECKHAM ( DATABASE GAME CHANGER)
NEW 0NE LETTER WISE AS ISOLATION BUTT SEXUAL TEASE.
NO MATTER how clean FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET makes itsElVE'S both their minopolizations can never get rid of that SMELLY FOOTHEADERS MUSH ROOM(CO WORKERS SLAVE DRIVING ONFICE) FUNGUS STINK especially that ALL NIGHT CHINESE SHUSHU wearing ZZZZZZ!!!!!! OF YOUTUBE...YEWTUBE...UUTUBE....UTUBE. CHINI...NEW BIRTH +ADD W0RDS.
WHEN ANAL ALAN (JAC how am I doing ? "EXCELLENT" ,went into that CARPET STORE SHAW'S INDUSTRIES DISTRIBUTER (A UNIT OF BERKSHIRE ( DING DING) , has NO CARPET UNDER as HIS TOILET SITTING the"PRIVY seen" the SHOWROOM of how "FEMALE HE felt his DICK AND BALLS up , no ERECTIION to show and for that it was an AUTOMATIC FORFEIT of SUMPTUOUS SIGN including everything about his ID and such a NICE (JEWISH FAGG0T'S SHITEATER PED0PHILE he gets that all important FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE TRANSF0TMATI0N.
For purposes of celebrating the MARKETING of ALPHABET GOOGLE by META as "YEP" , "YOU ARE RIGHT MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG , as " don't DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK , AS SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI , has that WORLD PEACE EEE NOBLE PRIZE TO WIN " OMNISCIENT CHANNELS" important UTILIZER AND EXORCISER in your "META FACE".
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , D0NUT, CARDID, BUNS, PLANKS, JERKING 0FF, JUMPING JACKS, NO EXCUSES, SNUG, QURDS, , EXHAUSTION, THE "ROCK", WAITS, STEAM ROOM, ZZZ, FLEXIBLE, LEG LIFTS, MEMBERSHIP FEE, UPWARD STRETCH, SANDWICH, THAT GUY, WORKING OUT, YOYO DIETING, ABS, KEGELS,= FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET = ELDER ABUSE "NUT HOUSE"AND OR "PRISON. ,(AS GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS)...