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Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
When you eat a too-hot bite of food, and it's so hot you can feel it in your back.
"That soup gave me the hot swallow. I can feel it in my back."
A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.
Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?
Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!
The act of pouring hot sauce all over your shit and shoving it in a girls vagina, and then sticking your dick inside the vagina. (PS: Add Sour Cream by cumming in her pussy)
"I went to a party last weekend, we had a huge hot sausage party!"
When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”
the attempt to gain a higher place in either a job or family oriented rank.
dude, he was just " hot suckin it " big time !!!
When your girl has the booze poos on the DL after a hard night of drinking, and in the middle of you doing her doggie style, she sneezes and sprays shit all over your stomach, but rather than stopping, you take the opportunity to grab onto her hair and hold on for dear life like she’s a mechanical bull that’s short circuiting.
I took Rachel out to a dive bar last night and finally got to bang her, but she ended up sneezing shit all over me so I Hot Hucked her until I blew my cookies, and then ran out of her place wrapped up in her sheet into an über.