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Left over mold that looks like yourr grandmas pizza rubbed pussy!
Jim " Yo, Bill I shot mold on that bitches warm pussy mold dripped down her ugly green looking cunt before i ate that pizza her grandma made!
When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.
"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"
It’s when a vagina is too good
Yeah fam she had a pussy boom
When a guy is fixated on a girl; and only cares about hanging out her and ditches his friends because he might miss her talking to him for one second.
Friend: Dude. Where is Will at?
You: With Kendra again?
Friend: He's always with her.
You. I know. That nigga's got that Pussy Tunnel.
when your girlfriend bans you from initiating or asking for sex
nah you didnt do the dishes youre now on pussy probation
a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)
I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy
when a guy fucks a girl so hard she cant move, sit, or walk at all what so ever
Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher