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Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“
Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“
Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.
April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.
National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it
On the 26th of June every year, this is the day where you bully your blonde lancky mate called Rhys Kay.
This can be executed in the following ways:
Randomly hitting him, calling him a loser, throwing things at him and finally reminding him how single he is.
“Hey it’s June 26th”
“Oh no, I’m gonna be bullied again today”
“Come on, it’s national bully Rhys Kay day I have to”
National Band Kids Day July 1
National Band Kids Day celebrate the band kids you know
I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.
“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”
A: look it’s B
C: so what
A: kisses B
C: why’d you do that
A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day
On February 8 it is the duty of all of a certain persons mutuals to call them out on their homophobia
"I hate gay pll,
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)