It’s national pop a titty day which mean lady’s pop one
Pop a titty for National pop a titty day
national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5
boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)
girl: what does that mean?
boy: its national titty licking day
girl: -sigh-
boy: -licks-
boy: mmmmmm tastey
Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.
National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet
Every year on the 29th of March it is national slime out Arav day. On this day you walk Arav down to hell.
“Hey dude you ready for national slime out Arav day.”
“Yeah man we’re gonna get him this year”
Go up to your gf and give her one of your hoodies
Him: "Heres my hoodie"
Her: "What, why?"
Him: "It's National give your gf a hoodie day"
On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues
Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?
Everyday- Make your boyfriend happy by having cuddles shirtless together
Hey wanna come round today?
Yea sure its national nakey day
Really?
Yea so I'm coming round soon >:3