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Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive
Jonathan: What’s wrong August?
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
it's basically a different name that curtain bangs
"Hey pussy bangs nice hair cut"
So wet and juice that u cant stop eating and fucking it. Slip right in and once ur about to blow u cant pull out
When you bite into a pussy like a turkey sandwich and chew it to mush
When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.
Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!
A vagina that secretes enough liquid during an orgasm to function like a fire hydrant.
Man 1: Dude there was a fire in the apartment complex. Why didn't you get out of the building?
Man 2: Nah dude I was fucking this chick when the smoke detector when off but she had a Firefighter Pussy so I was able to put out the fire in my unit. ;)
Man 2: Fucking rad dude.
Man 1: I know right?
A type of Pussy thats where the lips are hanging outside the vagina, and a length between 10 or 20 centimeters. Look like a cock.
Girl: Omg did you see her Hamburger Vagina(Pussy).
Guy: Yeah It almost looks like a cock.