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It December 4th try fucking ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies
Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day
A day where you can go around and punch people face freely
“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!
National STFU (Shut The FxCK Up) Month
Month of May
Meaning:
1) To silence a Liberal
2) To silence a Democratic
3) To reject Fake New by Liberal Media
"STFU JOE Biden, it's "National STFU Month" you moron
"STFU Hillary Clinton!"
"STFU Kamel Toe Harris!"
- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
National Ryen Day is October 8th.
Take him out for a drink, or give him a big hug because they are special!
Rachel : hey its October 8th, so its National Ryen Day. Lets go celebrate him.
On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf