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When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.
A mixture of hot and retarded.
Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.
hot pockets and mountain - food choice of
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.
"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"
Broke hot is when an overweight woman gets dumped for not loosing weight, but then is forced to lose weight as a result from not having her ex boyfriends resources.
Jane was eating too much ice cream and refusing to lift a finger around the house, so Henry dumped her. Because Jane was inherently lazy and unable to get a job quickly she lost 40lb's having only food stamps to afford her the essentials. Shortly after attaining a normal body weight, Jane was considered hot again and she was able to find another man. Jane became Broke Hot.
When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."
I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.
flamin hot chetos is a term used for very bad cases of diarrhea, the word is the same in both in past tense and present tense.
The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.
Person 1 "Why didn't you come to my sisters wedding?!"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"