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Pulling a Mike

The unfair act of getting away with things that do not work for others, this situations happens a lot in many corporate environments. Specially if Mike works there.

Disgruntled employee: but boss, why am I in trouble when I said I was working form my La Mirada office, you know is my home? When Mike does the same with his city, and he isn't asked to come back to the office?
Boss: but that's him , that's different, you cannot be pulling a Mike!!

by SpeKtroNet July 22, 2021


Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 30, 2024


pulled a fruitcake

When you run out of time taking an exam and have to write random answers down

When you failed an exam

I just pulled a fruitcake on that chemistry test!

by Patchsmellsgood January 18, 2017


Pulling a Hailey

Doing something pointless for no reason

Are you seriously pulling a Hailey again?

by Not Not Asher January 28, 2020


Pulling a patty

When you do too many drugs and wake up in a cemetery. At this point, you’ve lost too many days to count

Keep calm, don’t go pulling a patty

by Lor6969 April 3, 2020


Pulling A Patty

When a guy sells a girl a fantasy and she "deserves it"

Guy 1: I'm going to the movies with a girl tomorrow and then block her

Guy 2: Dang, you're pulling a patty

by rolly pollie October 30, 2022


Pulling a shelton

The subtle act of being afraid to approach women and praising women you do not know , putting them on a pedestal. Swaak nigga.

Go get her boy , ah nah boy she looks expensive. Boy you pulling a shelton.

by 1.1anonomous1 April 15, 2024