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A person so hot, that you simply wouldn't be believed if you tried to tell anyone else how hot they were.
"Dude, I saw a girl so uncredibly hot I nearly walked into a door!"
"Nice. Describe how hot she was!"
"I can't man, she was uncredible..."
When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.
“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”
Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.
Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"
When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
It’s when you have a minor stroke from Afghanistan induced Bell’s Palsey cause of seeing motor rounds almost fall on your head and then they shoot muscle relaxers on your ass and you wake as the Mexican Joker.
Bro I was deployed in 2013 and I totally got a case of the hot twitch.
Thrice or more boiled hotdog water
Hot dog syrup personality....that made my skin crawl