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Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017


Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter January 31, 2016


Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 16, 2023


Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 November 1, 2019


Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up

Shiela loves old man Jonesprehistoric cock

by Pookiemane October 31, 2020


Snow Cock

Literally means a frozen cock.

Man, I had a snow cock when we were sking last week.

by Cube21 March 7, 2015


Talking Cock

A group of middle aged women get together talking about how much cock they had before they were married and how much cock they had on the side while married and how good it was and how thick and big that cock was compared to their lame ass husbands

Those plump old big butt older women spent all day talking cock about how much big cock they had back in their younger days and how much hot cock they had on the side when their lame ass no dick husbands were away. People passing by heard their conversation and were shocked by the raw language used about taking big cocks hard and fast before the husband got home.

by BigAssscholar March 17, 2022