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Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam
Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
Led sex sex is when you have sex with strobe LED lights with someone with epilepsy until they have a stroke
Guy: wanna have sex?
Girl: I can’t I have epilepsy
Guy: we can have LED sex then
Girl: okay!
Garbage leftover from sex. Tissues, condoms, paper towels etc..
Sometimes required to be hidden or dealt with discreetly
We had awesome sex but now I gotta deal.with all this sex garbage
When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.
I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.
The economic theory that describes a man paying for a woman's company in hopes of sex.
A husband who pays for everything his wife desire's with a chance of getting some play.
Friend: My wife and I have a great marriage as long as I make all of the purchases and I get some play!
Duke Jr.: Friend you are the perfect model of one who engages in sex economics.
A Stand that using by a guy that hates number 4 and like to shoot himself
"MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Sex Pistol number 5
Pass! Pass! Pass! HEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Sex Pistol-
Sexual intercourse involving one's nose. Honestly I'm not even sure how someone would go about doing that, but you do you ig.
I bet Spamton would be amazing at eskimo sex.