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Noun: A blockage created by a “careful driver” attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.
Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didn’t make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.
4/22 is officially known as "420, number 2" OR "The second coming of 4/20". It is nationally recognized as the "2nd" day of 4/20.
Degenerate: "Man, I wish it was 4/20 again."
Respondent: "Bro, why? Don’t you know today is 4/22!?
Twenty two two fifty Is a rifle calibre. Known as “the calibre of kings”. It’s named thus due to the speed of the bullet, its accuracy and the destruction wrought on the target esp. when using vermin/v-max or expanding ammo. It is unlikely to go through a brick wall but is devestatng on flesh and for this reason is the calibre of choice for many police force snipers.
Wow, that 22-250 really packs a punch
Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!
If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know
I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug
National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"
It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?