pound me in the ass prison

in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.

Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?

Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.

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Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison

The censored form of the phrase "Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison" from the edited TV version of Office Space.

"We aren't going to Minimum-Security-White-Collar-Resort Prison, no. We're going to Federal Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison."

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upside down pound cake

Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.

I was fucking your sister in your favorite recliner and we ended up doing the upside down pound cake.

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and then i found 5 pounds

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.

...and then i found 5 pounds."

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sound as a pound in a dog hound

Thanks

Can i have a fag?
Yea sure mate
sound as a pound in a dog hounddd

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A pound of salt and some coke

Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”

“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."

800 pound gaming pc

Portability is key

I brought my self an 800 pound gaming pc for maximum portability