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The act of pouring chili in someone’s asshole and then eating the chili out of their asshole
- “ONG that chili volcano hit the spot”.
- Matthew wants to get chili volcanoed.
A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
Dude, we gotta go chili dogging tonight!
Noun.
Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.
Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.
when you go from penile penetration from the anus to the mouth.
“Wanna Italian chili dog this bitch”
When you go from penile penetration to the mouth.
“Wanna Italian chili dog this bitch”
What happens when you eat spicy chili.
Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.