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An Asian boy that knows everything from random facts to answers of blizzard questions. He is a very interesting, sometimes weird person that cannot find what he wants to do. Even though he lacks common sense, deep down he really enjoys supporting others in what they do and is a good friend to any who dares a challenge.
Me: What are some of the stupidest mistakes anyone has made?
Jack Luo: When the United States decided to sell 1 dollar coins for 1 dollar.
Me: Why is that stupid?
Jack Luo: People can just use a credit card and get unlimited points from that cheat.
Me: ...
Also known as Jack Daniels, JD, etc. The way real hungrier-than-thou men pronounce it.
For reference: see Epic Meal Time.
Harley: We cooked with a little Jack Dagnals. Just kidding, we used a lot of Jack Dagnals. A LOT.
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To masturbate on porn trailers because you don't own an account on any pornographic website.
I'm a poor fuck, so that's why I'm trailer jacking on Shyla Stylez's last trailer on brazzers!!
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The 5th member of road trip . Jack duff is the youngest member of road trip , the only boy from Ireland , and the final boy to join road trip officially in Christmas of 2016 after trialling for the band , being picked up when brooklyn wyatt-Gibson fellow roadtrip member had forgotten his passport and the other road trip boys had gone to Ireland for tour . Jack has a talent allowing him to fall asleep anywhere which means the other boys in road trip often prank him in his sleep , he assists mikey cobban in editing the vlogs aswell as having the skill of singing amazingly, he also is very similar to spooderman and is often confused with him .
How did jack duff fall asleep there ? Wow that’s skillfull I wonder how the roadtrip boys will prank him now ?
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A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but seldom or never practices their religion. Unlike ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons, Jack Mormons usually support the goals and beliefs of the church and maintain friendships with practicing Mormons, but for reasons of their own choose not to attend church services and activities. Jack Mormons may also indulge in activities discouraged by the church, such as drinking alcohol, smoking, and premarital sex.
Jack Mormon equivalents in other religions are "Christmas and Easter Christians" and "Yom Kippur Jews".
Although Tim was a mormon, he did not go to church on Sundays, and enjoyed drinking beer with his friends on weekends. Because of this, his buddies referred to him as a Jack Mormon.
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Best band in the entire fucking world.
Pure sex.
every 15 year old girls wet dream.
i just orgasmed to jack's mannequin.
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dicks cocks penis jack likes em all,
no matter the size he'll swallow them balls.
being is gay is his name,
sucking cocks is his game.
Eating balls and cock is Jack,
Being gay and lesbian is his knack.
He loves to suck dildos,
One time he f* an armadillo.
He eats dick like he eats cheese,
he makes other men get on their knees.
the bend over and start sucking his d,
and then he screams with glee.
he whips it out,
men scream and shout.
he looks so mean,
you start to cream.
he looks over and sees jesus,
which makes him start to go crazy.
he lifts his cock,
and sets his clock.
with a small shot
he wank it out
Jack loves dick,
He gives them a good lick.
likes men and gives them a fuck,
Oh how he loves to do this with his duck.
He has sex with an animal
Eating dicks makes him a cannibal
After sex jack becomes blue,
Be careful he might rape you
he lights it ablaze
and starts to rave
then he whips out the razor
and starts to shave
Shaving is the last thing he does
Just because,
Jack is retarded
Some say that he farted
jacks 6 foot train
will enter your station and put you in pain
and as you depart you start to fart
which leads to a massive shart
as he starts to have sex
he begins to get wet
at sight of his pet
while he is at the vet
Murphy rhymes with fuck me
As he jacked off he exasperated in glee
Jack loves look at klee
He yells aloud my dick is the key
Jack Murphy (n.) a total douchbag, no one likes him, he stinks, hes so skinny u can see his goddamn ribs
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