she’s watching me

Help

Me, home alone at midnight: I can hear her breathing. I can sense she’s near. I see shadows and think it’s her. I think I can smell her too. It’s disgusting, like rotting flesh. Help. She’s watching me.

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celina and she baifren

we all know who that BAIFREN is.

His name starts with an a.

The real one for her. He is too blind to see her love!

They can text but never talk in real life!! 👦🏻

Look! Celina and she baifren ah walk this way! Act natural.

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She Sells Sanctuary

Oh, the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn
The sparkle in your eyes
Keeps me alive
And the sparkle in your eyes
Keeps me alive, keeps me alive
The world
And the world turns around
The world and the world, yeah
The world drags me down
Oh, the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn, yeah
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

Yeah-yeah

The fire in your eyes keeps me alive
And the fire in your eyes keeps me alive
I'm sure in her you'll find sanctuary
I'm sure in her you'll find sanctuary
And the world, the world turns around
And the world and the world, the world drags me down
And the world and the world and the world, the world turns around
And the world and the world and the world and the world
And the world drags me down
Ah, hey yeah, hey yeah
And the world (hey yeah, hey), and the world turns around (hey yeah, hey)
And the world, and the world (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah, the world drags me down (hey yeah, hey)
And the world (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah, the world turns around (hey yeah, hey)
And the world, and the world (hey yeah, hey), the world drags me down (hey yeah, hey)
Yeah hey, hey yeah
Sanctuary
Sanctuary

She Sells Sanctuary

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she stirs the tea

When a female is a lesbian and she enjoys oral/jointal intercourse with another female or male anus.

"Dude I can't even sit right.. she stirs the tea so intensely to me at night"

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That's What She Said

In Gogonick's woodshop, it is said by Kung Fu Action Jesus and Superman at JPS. said to make a conversation idiotic, humerous, and sexual. results in "high fives" and saying "OH YEAH!!!" when it is not said by these two individuals, it is not effective.

saying "To You" after the "that's what she said" is used to direct it towards a specific person. usually to insult them.

Recently attempted by The Freshy, who failed miserably at it in June 2008.

"what's wrong with your wood?"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU!!!!"
*high five*

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she belongs to the streets

the term used to define, typically a female, who is attractive and has many options when it comes to dating, typically usually used my insecure males with fragile egos who can’t stand seeing a girl pull more hoes than him.

Example 1:

Emily has mad options when it comes to dudes.. she belongs to the streets!

She doesn’t even know half of them though..

Well she gets attention from guys so.. she belongs to the streets

(Well in truth, I don’t like the fact she doesn’t want me and has more options than me. It makes me look bad)

Example 2:

Did you see her move on from her ex- boyfriend? She belongs to the streets

Yeah but didn’t he have a poor self-image and treat her horribly due to his own insecurities and mental disorders?

Yeah but a lot of people asked her out.

So she can’t move on and be happy? Um as she should lol.

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oh no she didn't!

A website for talking about tv shows.

While watching the Rose in Titanic throw Jack into the freezing cold water killing him forever:
"Oh no she didn't! That ugly bitch did not just throw him off the raft. I got to post this to ohnoshedidnt.tv"

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