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pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.

"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"

by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017


ThE tWiSt

a corkscrew on a roller coaster; most prevalently the corkscrew on Afterburn

My favorite part of the ride is definitely ThE tWiSt! I love that; that’s my favorite part.

by Monsieur Lawton April 15, 2023


Twisted Tounge

A phrase that encapsulates your blunder about your incomprehensible sentence.

Person 1: "tell me that the level's release though :)"

Person 2: "What?"

Person 1: "Twisted Tounge"

by nooneshouldnomyname August 25, 2021


Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022


Banana Twist

When you bring a “girl” home from the club, but come to find out there’s a person down there.

“Oh, I didn’t expect a… banana twist!”

by WutDoUCN0w March 8, 2022


twist-e

The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp

U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit

by March 27, 2024


pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture

dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!

by slimybigballs June 29, 2015