The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family
THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND
Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle
:must die at the age of 45 or disappear
off the face of the earth
:burklesnatch your nephews face at
least 5 times a visit
:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,
backwards cap with a goatee and bald
:Be skinny but muscular
:live the peice of shit life
:punk is your main comeback or some
drunk shit
:must pull the most devious pranks on
your nephew and toughen him up and
protect your neice with your life
:and you have to get knocked tf out by a
7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds
ripped sorry it's just the rules
:can only date sweet psycho women=
shitty aunts
Said by Eugene Lee Yang meaning somebody who completely loses and wins nothing.
At the end of this one of us will be the shitty shitty loser
A sensual act done in a BDSM situation where a man smears his excrement on a woman's breasts.
Becca "We was having a blast an' then that cootie did them shitty-titty on me, Lord I almost busted."
Beccy "Oi poppi!!!"
When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.
I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.
A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.
Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.
When one proceeds to shit on top of a frog
Jimmy pulled a shitty-frogs on lacey
A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.
eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!