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Red Ninja

another name for a girl's period. This is because your periods can sneak up on you out of nowhere like a ninja. The red's because of the girl's period.

Girl 1: ugh! The red ninja caught me today!
Girl 2: Was his name (t.o.m.)?
Girl 3: yup

by xoamrc November 2, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat ninja

1. To be as stealthy as a cat and a ninja combined.

2. a house cat that has dedicated its life to the ninja life style.

3. a ninja who wears cat ears.

you have to be quick, like a cat... or a ninja, or a cat ninja.

by bnate April 9, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ninja Parade

Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???

Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?

Joe: No

No one hears about the Ninja Parade

by Drew-bie September 14, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Velcro Ninja

The Velcro Ninja is a character that exemplifies parody type characters by being a humorous take on the normal ninja sterotype. Instead of being stealthy and secretive, he/she has all their weapons attached to their person via velcro. So, when they sneak up on someone and remove their sword for the attack, you hear a very loud, very long version of two pieces of velcro pulling apart.

Man, the characters in "Scary Movie" were all velcro ninjas!

by The Velcro Ninja September 26, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortnite Ninja

A toxic twitch I mean MIXER streamer and youtuber that swears to children

he has dyed hair because he thinks its cool

Person 1: Hey you watch Fortnite Ninja's stream?
Person 2: NO HE'S TOXIC

by 43969420 November 7, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Typo Ninja

The person who is responsible for spontaneous occurrences of typos or other errors within text.

Guy: ring over the textbook when you come
Girl: ... what?!
Guy: agh, I meant "bring"! The Typo Ninja struck again!!!

Person: I waers going to the store
Person 2: Whoa, Typo Ninja got you there.

by Kelila December 1, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja girlfriend

A mistress. A sexual partner that is unknown to the rest of the world, she is kept hidden from the public, and from the publicly proclaimed girlfriend and wife, mate, live-in spouse.

The dude's married but is looking for a ninja girlfriend anyway.

by GEO Z October 14, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž