The ol mike 1,2

Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.

Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.

Ol’ Sag Sac

When your local swim club (or YMCA) gets invaded with a flock of naked old men in the locker rooms.

“Cover your eyes! The Ol’ Sag Sacs are here!”

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When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.

GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"

Ol Mexican hot finger

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected

Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!

leiv ole

Is a sex position wher you put the dick up their nose or ear.

lets have leiv ole.

leiv ole

A word that describes a human being in a way that he suck huge nobnockers!

How that leiv ole sucks a huge nobnocker!!!!!111!

The good ol razzle dazzle

The good ol razzle dazzle is when you take a girl to someplace and y’all just make out basically

Guy 1:Stfu
Girl 1:Make me
Guy1:Bet you getting the good ol razzle dazzle

Now your seeing the two making out in a corner

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