Loves fucking his donkeys, if he’s blonde he’s gay. But if a retard. Queer fuck but his donkeys say he’s a good ride, shout out to napoleon.
A. Wait why is that donkey climaxing
B. Liam Hayes is giving him anal
a sexy fucking man that loves saying love you to his girlfriend
jacker: Oi bruv u kno Liam on discord?
cockman: no go away
he is a very caring and loving person he cares abt everyone and he is so sweet. he has a blue-greish eyes. i love his eyes. andd he has a short brown hair (he is a trans btw) he is so handsome and cool like he wears sweaters, baggy jeans, big hoodies and he is broke so his gf is going to buy him crystals. and as a said he looks so handsome and he’s like kinda popular in school and everybody knows him. but like back off he has a gf🙄🙄 and uhh u will just look at his eyes and u will blush and smile: he is really very sweet and he cares abt everyone he’s like the therapist😕 his friends loves him even my sister, cousin and my friends too. he is so hot. he blushes often bc of his gf ofc🙄 and he looks cute tho. he also has a cats they are so cute (after him ofc) he likes to hang out with his cousins and he has a 2 friends called marko and timo i think. they are like his 2 bsfs and they are called in school “svätá trojica”. i can write a whole book abt him. i love him:
some random girl- “OMG HAVE U SEEN NICK/LIAM HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME”
some random girl number 2- “YES I HAVE AND YE HE DOES BUT HE HAS A GF SADLY😔”
A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,
EXAMPLE 1
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
A Scottish soccer player. That's all you need to know.
Did you look up Liam Keogh today like I asked?
The Liams cat is when you eat out a girls asshole tell she ether, 1 has a heart attack, 2 her insides spill out 3 of pain, these are all the things kids named Liam do to there cats in the act of Anal pleasure.
Damn Nigga he really killed me dad with a Liams cat.