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Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

by stinkface February 22, 2008


Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 14, 2024


Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

by Bob Marconi January 21, 2016


Burrito-ing

Cuddling in one big Blanket with someone like a big burrito

We should start burrito-ing

by nailicis August 8, 2018


Queef Burrito

Used to greet friends or as an insult

What’s up queef burrito

“What did you just call me

by Abc1234d August 12, 2023


2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021


Sock Burrito

A sock filled with beans and/or other materials

Yo, you wanna make a sock burrito? I got a few tasty socks.

by Fat Chunky Moron VIII May 30, 2022