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someone who enjoys eating, drinking, slurping, or gargling cum.
i shot a load in jenny's mouth last night, she devoureded that shit, she is what i call a cum gussler
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It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.
I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.
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The sound that is made when semen is transfered from one persons anus into another persons mouth after the act of anal sex.
"Okay Tom, after you get fucked in the ass I want to hear a nice cum plop into your boyfriends mouth."
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A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.
Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work and I know his wife, Sandy, is giving him no love.
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A cum tart is a sexually promiscuous guy or girl that seeks out cum, but in a selective manner. In a sense a cum tart is a slut that likes to think they have morals.
"But Jasper you've already fuck everyone here you little cum tart, if you dont find a new stomping ground soon people are gonna think your a dirty fucking cum-slut that'll just do anything with a hole!"
"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"
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the euphoric feeling, or high, that is felt upon completion of satisfying sex. a state of being where a person may say or do retarded things as if they were actually stoned, do to the awesome nature of having busted a nut.
I must've been on a cum high when I was negotiating with that hooker because I agreed to pay her extra for swallowing.
I had such a cum high from masturbating that I completely passed out with my pants around my ankles.
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You're severely hung over. The only way to make yourself feel better is to have a wank. After you 'cum' you have a proper cum down and feel horrible having physically exhausted yourself and having been left depleted.
Crikey I feel awful. I just had a proper cum down dude!
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