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i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms
i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god
When a girl cuts a hole into an onion, proceeds to blindfold you and sucks your dick with said holed onion
Bro, this girl named Aine sucked my dick with an onion!! She called it a Cheeky Onion, and I'm so fucking confused why she did it!
A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.
Titanic finishes:
No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️
Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.
Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions
She's got a stink pussy , she's got an Onion Budgeee.
That girl over there has a Onion Budgee.
The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).
Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!
Pit stains, the sweaty stains that occur in the armpits when one is sweating...
Guy 1: bruh you nervous?
Guy 2: yeah man, how could you tell?
Guy 1: you got mad onion rings bro
Guy 2: oh shit