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Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”
Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14
Get ready
The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine
:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him
:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun
National stream Crush Culture day as stated by Conan Gray the legend himself.
"Hey, wanna go on a date?"
"No it's February 14, national stream Crush Culture day i'm busy"
Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.
Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆
National long distance relationship day. If you are in a long distance relationship you will have some fun with each other in february 14
Oh yes its february 14 ima get some
National chase your short friend day
“You know what day it is?”
“What.. oh no! February 14th!”