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The people born on July 24th are the most annoying people every and they are absolute brats!! But I love them regardless even tho they bump heads with everyone
Don’t mind her she was born on July 24
National give the last person you texted a gift day.
Kam: *gives kendall a gift*
kendall: what’s this for
kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift
It is casino turned into football sports game. No pay? No good. Unfortunate that this franchise turns into a casino.
“Hey I am playing FIFA 24!”
“I don’t give a shit”
FIFA 24 is a gay word
The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
A small-time youtuber who needs subs. Sub to DiamondReaper 24 on YouTube! :P
Hey guys, I think I’m gonna sub to DiamondReaper 24!
Another word for someone who likes online women too much.
"Bro, i was called kitten by the 24/7 Active Discord Moderator"