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Uncontrollable orgasm. Referencing the LA Times article involving a LA woman who orgasmed mid-performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony by the Philharmonic orchestra.
She LA on my Phil til I Tchaik 5
Hold your other half and care for him.
June 5 make him feel happiness and understanding that he is. very special.
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Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out
A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.
Also another word for dumbass.
Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".
Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)
You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!
SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.
You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."
It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.
You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.
Hello wyatt :)
The scientific term for serotonin, something you have never felt.
"That man has never felt an ounce of 5-hydroxytryptamine in his life"
"Huh?"
Something Joe Lewis says you’re apart of
“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis