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A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
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The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or gullible congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.
Some church or cult leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda, by selfishly warning their members: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”
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WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
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The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.
Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”
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"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.
"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"
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Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19
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When China wants to divert the world attention that it is responsible for the coronavirus pandemic, by extending its panda diplomacy in developed countries to mask or vaccine diplomacy in developing nations—it has donated planefuls of free masks to dictatorial regimes, and promises them first-priority vaccines once they are available.
Thanks to Covid-🐼, China hopes to make up for its lies and cover-ups in not alerting the world of the coronavirus pandemic earlier, which could have prevented millions of infections and saved tens of thousands of lives globally.