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The act of when two gay men sit in different rooms in the same house and text eachother about all the intimate things they did over the weekend. It would only happen if the texts were about their cocks and assholes.
Gay guy 1 "I had great text-sex with Ralph last night, it sooo great!"
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When one texts something in the group chat expecting an answer, and another member of the group chat texts something. Then the rest of the chat answers their text and not the original one texted.
S: I tried to tell everyone the current drama, but they all responded to Stacy's text, so they never got the details.
K: Wow, I hate when I'm over-texted
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when you constantly accidentally hit the same letter twice, resulting in what would sound out as a stutter. Usually due to super fast texting.
Text Friend 1: "Hhey man wwhere are you at?"
Text Friend 2: "Dude type slower and maybe you can get rid of that texting stutter."
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to be the last person somebody text that day. The most intimate text goodnight is when that person is actually lying in bed or at least says they are lying in bed. "Text goodnight"s are generally not sexual and because of that sometimes more intimate.
Lynzie and I texted until 3 in the morning, then we text goodnight.
Lynzie: LMAO
Billy: He's a douchbag.
Lynzie: Yup. Well, I gotta wake up in like 4hrs.
ttyl. G'nite! ;)
Billy: See ya later
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The intentional or uninentional ruining of a friend or colleague's present experience by continual texting, beyond what is considered standard and usual.
Texter 1: Blech! How are you doing with in-house payroll and benefits admin?!? Outsourced HR Company continues to screw it all up for us. :(
Texter 1: Hard work at first but very very happy! Happy to talk through it in person when I return. We are in CA now.
Texter 2: Okay. Yay for you...CA!
Texter 2: I have something I can't wait to ask you.
Texter 2: It has something to do with providing benefits at our company.
Texter 2: Okay, I'm so going to fire our health insurance broker. I can't stand her.
Texter 2: I know you should be enjoying this time with your family. I can't wait to hear what you have to say when you get home.
Texter 2: Okay, I am REALLY going to stop texting you. Have fun!
Texter 2: Can you please call me?
Texter 2: Okay, sorry to have text-bombed you. I will seriously wait until you come home next week. Call me!
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A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.
The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.
"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"
".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.
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The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.
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