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jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.

"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."

by Vangina91 May 29, 2017

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jizz queffer

A real slut. The chick who fucks everyone secertly. She doesn't like train, she thinks she's classy BC she gives her puss a Mexican shower after each bang.typically bangs 4 dudes a night n all of them are in love with her is a true jizz queffer

Adj. Tonya is a total jizz queffer she fucked half Of the frat last night. N. That jizz queffer went n fucked my 6 brothers last night.

by Chazmowro January 3, 2017

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Jizz Knifers

When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.

Oh my God! That guy totally loves jizz knifers!

by Dick nipple, Dudley Gorlove March 10, 2009

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jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill February 4, 2012

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jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

by n00dzzzzzle August 4, 2008

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Jizz Nugget

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

by Codwina November 15, 2009

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jizz powder

The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning

I woke up with jizz powder all over me

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

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